Dear Method,
I love you. I love that you're affordable and available at Target (or what we Engels call "our other house") and smell nice and are good to the environment. I will use your products through thick and thin.
Just one question, though; your dish soap bottles used to look like this:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJxUUD2fIzwWQ8HhqDKEeN0kISW2_CbGK5VFm2Q9z7hfUXaHzG9sqGxynf32cgUNpFQEMkZ5zvIlE99YIa5LmUYpHSIb7rnBxKcDbOtv3L0cY4LiI_Lxroxaex4RGawHNLZydP7Q/s400/method1.jpg)
Now they look like this:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCoQc18xJFWRZan1Y9XZ-8-bcmXE7MaP9x7z4Ym_Ex07D47zPAhvFq9AbKDLb_2OhZAjIeqyUKI8Rolm-CfMb4T7M4HOjYjc7tcSNKXRQwALmgcDMzkgG3qvoUtiXmSzkXI7-x1Q/s400/method2.jpg)
Sincerely,
Housekeeping
**
Dear Person Who Put on Dash's Diaper Yesterday,
I was never any good at physics, either, so I totally see how you could get confused. But the thing is: the diaper has to actually be fastened at the waist in order to stay in place and most effectively absorb the effluvia.
Regards,
The Laundress
**
On a related note...
Dear Dash's Large Intestine,
Really? Ten minutes apart? Full on runs? That doesn't seem excessive to you?
Thanks for nothing,
Head Ass-Wiper
**
But there is some sunshine to report.
Dear Caillou,
Bless your high-pitched, innocuous, Canadian heart. Your mom looks like she actually gave birth to two kids,
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-043EtgmjUwhv2dLW2vmyM0TsoclFrSznX9D0HmOFcHTtMw__-K-_zDUWpktsvThsX6nonOkdDQFDXuml_JQIyvjopt5kdLsPtRmHXzIT18WI5YZxji3aMf27G-QNQLMcqaO0Fw/s400/caillou_left_nav_image.jpg)
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtSqIyXaVL4Jvz5if-8uHtUDckewxgocXDPZkSkAe42VCUWWm14CLFo5mIJlqO_BbdXtbeZbC_hTpqJgRJ-3j2zjKDoSE51BQ6aeXHxX8OqNzs_hAcA3Mdf1rE2cFOB9QyABNmRA/s400/caillou.jpg)
I'm glad Dash loves you.
Love,
The Entertainment Director
**
Dear Woman in Prada Glasses and Business Attire Walking Down Wilshire Eating a Chicken Leg,
You're flawless.
Warmest Regards,
An Admirer
2 comments:
I thoroughly enjoyed reading this post (and laughing at each section). 25 days of ass-blowing sunshine treated you well.
in case you hadn't seen this yet...
http://www.methodhome.com/products.php?cat=type&type=dish&prod=karim_designed_dish_soap&name=25oz_lavender
They have lavender and cucumber scents left that you can order online...
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