Sunday, December 17, 2006

Hanukkah 2006

Child,

One day, probably many years from now, I will refuse you a favor. Maybe it'll be a ride to the mall, maybe you'll want to borrow the car. Perhaps you'll want a $20 for the movies or permission to break curfew on a special occasion. But I'll say no and it'll piss you off. It'll make you even madder when I refuse you an explanation. The reason will be this: Hanukkah 2006.

That'll teach you to be an asshole when we're expecting 10 for dinner.

Love,
Mother

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