Dash calls our cat, Big Boy, "Bih Ba." But, in that way that babies just learning their way around the universe do, he calls everything that is furry "Bih Ba." Photos of dogs and cows in his board books? Bih Ba. Squirrels making their way along our back yard fence? Bih Ba. The hero bunny in the storytime book they read at Borders this weekend? Bih Ba.
Yesterday morning, as I was about to hop into the shower, Dash took a big long look at my lady parts, pointed straight at them and decreed: Bih Ba.
I'll see my waxer on Monday.