7:05pm-7:12pm: Fruitlessly try to convince Mommy to take her pants off and rub butts ("It'll be yummy, Mommy! And puhskusting!").
7:12pm-7:23pm: Rub Nana (blanket) on butt and try to get Mommy to sniff it (again, fruitlessly).
7:23pm-7:46pm: Try to stand up while Mommy grabs your ankles and pulls you down.
7:46pm-7:48pm: Fart, laugh.
7:48pm-7:50pm: Underwear on head
8:30pm: Bed, part I
8:31pm: "Mommy! I'm thirsty!"
8:35pm: "Mommy! I have to pee!"
8:44pm: "Mommy! I have to poo poo!"
8:49pm: "I'm duh-un!"
8:50: Bed, part II