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Dear Zaz,

I love you more than Champagne picnics and little kids in sailor suits. You're funnier than the Lone Raspberry & most pirate jokes. You are the love of my life and I am thankful for you every day, but especially today--on the anniversary of the day you were born and started your journey toward me & Dash. I'm glad you escaped all of those dinosaurs that must've been snapping at your heels. (Because you're so old. And were born in prehistoric times. Many millions of years ago. Get it? You=old.)

We love you like the sun.

Happy birthday, old man.