Boo, Motherfucker

The crazy lady is getting hyped for Halloween!

I printed out poison labels from here & stuck them to pretty much every surface in the house. Including the cats (just kidding) (maybe).

Fake barbed wire on the chandelier. (Dash was with me when I bought it & then I spent the next 20 minutes explaining what barbed wire was and then the next 45 minutes after that listening to his way better ideas about how to keep bad guys out of junkyards.)

Jar of little skulls. That's a weird thing to write.

Mantle with my haunted neighborhood from a couple years ago.

This is a vintage trick or treat bag. There's another one on the other side of the wall but I didn't take a picture of it. Thoroughness is for suckers.

Terrifying spider created by Dash. (Can I just kvell for one second? Look at how he drew those eyebrows to make the spider look sinister. The kid is an artist I tell you. Either that or he just has a greater than normal understanding of evil. Hm.) The balloon is slightly less terrifying, but, you know, we indulge him.

Evil greenhouse from Michael's. Shut up. It was half off and I had an extra 20% off coupon. It was practically free. And I love it. Deeply.

OK, outside pics coming soon!