So you get a box in the mail & you open it to see:
Hello! What’s this?
A poem? Contents? Contents of what?
JUST A MONSTER KILLING KIT! SO YOU CAN KILL MONSTERS IF THEY TRY TO STOP YOU FROM COMING TO OUR PARTY.
(Silver bullet made from polymer clay, spray painted silver; holy water is tap water with a little blue food color; vampire stake is balsa, carved with an Exacto & stained with watered down brown craft paint; match is a stick of wood dipped in red paint; mirror is from the mosaic section of the craft store. Everything is held in place with removable glue dots).
Major hat tip to Brooklyn Limestone for the inspiration!