A Tree

Is there anything better than the annual tradition of heading to our local tree farm, watching Josh & Dash pick out & cut down a tree, then sitting in the warm car while Josh straps it to the roof, then having lunch with Dash in front of the fire while Josh wrestles with sawing off bottom branches and getting it to sit straight on the stand, then, after he carries it into the house and does all the boring light-detangling and tree-illuminating, I get to decorate it? I say no.

World's greatest tree topper.

World's greatest tree topper putter on-er.