Saturday, April 03, 2010


1. Dash is playing with one of those springy/clippy hair things (what are they called? the ones with the teeth? butterfly clips?). Anyway, he's all, "I'm making this a Light Up Scraper. It lights up and scrapes your skin [demonstrates by scraping teeth across his skin]. "

Worst. Invention. Ever.

2. Dash sweeps his hand across the room and declares that he has made a new country. "Wow, Dash! Are there farms & cities?"

"Well," says Dash, "there aren't any farms."

"Oh, so where do they get their food?"



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