1. Dash is playing with one of those springy/clippy hair things (what are they called? the ones with the teeth? butterfly clips?). Anyway, he's all, "I'm making this a Light Up Scraper. It lights up and scrapes your skin [demonstrates by scraping teeth across his skin]. "
Worst. Invention. Ever.
2. Dash sweeps his hand across the room and declares that he has made a new country. "Wow, Dash! Are there farms & cities?"
"Well," says Dash, "there aren't any farms."
"Oh, so where do they get their food?"