Messing with the 5-Year-Old

Finally, FINALLY! The kid is old enough for me to fuck with him on April Fool's day.

Bought a bag of chips & promptly ate all of them.

Bought a bag of M&Ms & dumped half of it into the now-empty chips bag. Ate the other half.

Added some gummy worms to the chip bag, to add bulk.

Grabbed a handful of my favorite teensy tomatoes that are about the size of a peanut M&M.

Dumped them into the M&Ms bag.

Sealed everything back up with my lover, double stick tape.

Lunchbox locked & loaded. (Not pictured, PB&J sammich with a marshmallow tucked inside--that was a 6am brainstorm)

April Fool's Day, FTW!