Monday, September 25, 2006


I have, honestly, the worst singing voice known to man. It is so bad that Josh literally cringes when I start wailing along with the radio.

Dash, however, thinks it's just lovely. This is the song I sing to him (his face lights up every time).

You are Mommy's Butternut, Butternut
You are Mommy's Butternut Squash

You are Daddy's Creamed Corn, Creamed Corn
Eat you with a spoon

You are Baba's Apple Pie, Apple Pie
Eat you ala mode

You are Gamma's Matzo Ball, Matzo Ball
Eat you in some soup

You are Grandpa's Baked Potato, Baked Potato
Eat you fully loaded

You are Aunty J's Chicken Wing, Chicken Wing
Eat you dipped in ranch

You are Uncle Pookie's Corn Dip, Corn Dip
Eat you on a chip

You are Aunt Pookie's Chardonnay, Chardonnay
Drink you by the glass

You are Aunty Shmust's Jicama, Jicama
Eat you from a salad bar

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