Things I Don't Want to Forget, Part 1

When Dash was in the hospital after having been yanked out of my uterus (I almost just said "unceremoniously yanked," but I have no idea if the doctors performed any kind of ceremony so I'll keep my conjecture to myself, thankyouverymuch) he was given a teensy little hat. The hat was small even for his tiny little baby head, so it kinda rolled up on the sides and barely hung on to his downy scalp. This looked exactly like the hat worn on the HBO prison drama Oz by a brutal rapist named Adebisi.

And thus was born our precious baby's first nickname.