We took our annual tour of the Christmas crazy this year and it did not disappoint.
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How awesome would it be to live on this street? You turn onto it after a long day at work and you're just instantly transported.
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Until you get your power bill...
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It's like Studio 54 in suburbia.
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These reindeer signs kill me (a lot of the houses have them, I think one of the neighbors makes them). Their pupils are asterisky-type stars and their tongues are hanging out, so they all look dead.
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These snowmen are animated and play music, and Dash never fails to bust a move when they start up. Also, he's wearing a helmet because he was riding his scooter. Just wanted to mention that. In case you thought maybe we were going all-helmet-all-the-time.
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Last year this sign was about Tiger Woods. This family is super-engaged in celebrity sex scandals.
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I love that it's December 12 & we're dressed like it's July.
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Come. On.
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Daddy's photobombing Rudolph. Like the poor kid doesn't have enough problems, with that giant freaking red nose.
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This thing just kills me. Santa kneeling before Baby Jesus. I mean. I just. I don't even know what to say here. This year the boys decided to openly mock it.
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Trespassing to make fun of Santa & Baby Jesus. Yes, yes we did.
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And then we got goosed by Santa!
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And finally, I leave you with the reason for the season: So that you might install an illuminated snowman taking a piss off your roof.
1 comment:
Kneeling, eyeless Santa! He's taken his hat off, all respectfullike, but he's got Bjorn Borg hair. I think I love him.
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